"Marketing Ideas, Dentist Office" - Blank Paper Challenge!

Marketing ideas, dentist office - Blank Paper Challenge

Okay, it’s you and a piece of paper – an elemental, archetypal battle. Write down: “marketing ideas, dentist office”

So far, you’re winning. The paper’s not blank, at least; it says marketing ideas, dentist office.

“Marketing ideas, dentist office” – some ideas are online ideas, some offline; some traditional, some groundbreaking. Some silly – how about a giant sculpture made of dentures? No, might scare children.

Sometimes creativity needs a boost; sometimes the answer is word play; I mean, don’t they say you should work crossword puzzles to keep senility at bay? Let’s try anagrams:

“Marketing ideas, dentist office” = A Cad Ed Effete Miking Insist Rot
“Marketing ideas, dentist office” = Ed, a cad, forefeet stinking, ism it?
“Marketing ideas, dentist office” = ‘Tis inking mist a cad forefeet ed
“Marketing ideas, dentist office” = A Cad Ed Effete Oinking Trims Its
“Marketing ideas, dentist office” = Kissing a mint Ed, effete cad riot

Ideas Spawned from “Marketing ideas, dentist office” Anagrams:
Well, “inking” – how about printing out calendars on magnetic sheets and handing them out, so that every client’s refrigerator is your personal commercial?

And “kissing a mint” could lead us to offering sugar-free mints for free to advertise a “kissing kit” –electric toothbrush, tongue cleaner, whitener, waterpik.

And all that about Effete Ed – how about specifically targeting all those snobby coffee connoisseurs, reminding them that they should buy a thorough in-office whitening on a regular basis to counteract all those coffee stains?

I’m sure you get the point – in the grand battle between your brain and a blank piece of paper, don’t panic, just mix it up a little.